So I forced myself to finally upload this pending website today. Yay. It looks like crap but the time for dillydallying is up. If the first version isn't crap I'm taking too long to push it out. I think this is the first time the amount of code I've written for the front mirror the 'custom-code-ratio' of my Microsoft Frontpage days.
At least the upside of embarrassment is I'll be more motivated to fix all the issues and put something worthwhile up.